From the archives - I

Retrieved some of the older Ayyo Ramas. These were done between 2006 and 2007.


* Mallya buys whiskey brand Whyte and Mackay.
:) Congrats. Paid in black or whyte?

* Mukesh Ambani is building plush 27-storey house in Mumbai.
:) This Mukesh does not sing Awaara hoon, no?

* Bangalore may get Asia's biggest mall.
:) Hey, they're not talking about Mammootty…

* Producer had introduced censored scenes in movie.
:) And a song, 'Tu sleaze badi hai mast mast…'

* Shilpa Shetty doesn't drink, but endorses vodka.
:) Leave her alone. She's better than politicians who drink vodka and endorse abstinence.

* Vice-chancellor of health university leaked question papers.
:) He wanted to live up to the 'vice' in his designation.

* Doc delivers baby on a plane.
:) No, that's not how airheads are born.

* Abhishek Bachchan claims he is a farmer.
:) Don't look so scandalised. He is Karishma's former, no?

* Centre says new Bangalore airport is turning out an eyesore.
:) Not to worry. Just as we changed Mysore to Mysuru, we will change eyesore to eyesuru.

* BJP issues show cause notice to MLA who kissed nurse and published pictures.
:) Heavens, haven't they shown enough already?

* Indian tourists second worst in the world, says survey.
:) With a little more effort, we can make be No 1.

* CM Kumaraswamy loves to eat mushroom pizza with his wife.
:) There's a lot of room for mush in this story…

* Karnataka government hikes pay for its employees.
:) To know how much they actually earn, look in their luncha box.

* Bowler Maninder Singh caught with cocaine.
:) Let's see what spin he'll put on this one.

Serena, Rambo, Jaya Prada

* Tennis star Serena Williams poses in the nude for a sports magazine.
:) Serena, idu sareena?

* No Rambo-style offensive against Maoists, says IAF chief.
:) That's okay. Would you consider a Lakshmanbo-style offensive?

* Jaya Prada praises political opponent Rahul Gandhi.
:) See? The devil wears Prada...